Leftovers: Clever Police Fool Idiot

• Police managed to capture two suspects wanted for murder — their ages, of course, are 15 and 19 — after the two stole cell phones. The cops called the suspects on the stolen phones, set up a meet to buy the phones back for $100 and — presto! — two murder suspects captured. Excellent. [Inquirer]

• Will Smith’s annoyingly-spelled The Pursuit of Happyness took first place in the box office over the weekend, taking in $27 million in sales. $27 million, incidentally, is what Smith should be fined for making that crime against humanity, Wild Wild West. [AP/Yahoo!]

• PATCO train passengers were forced out onto a catwalk on the Ben Franklin Bridge this morning after smoke was seen coming from the first car. Unfortunately, the bridge was closed to walkers (as it usually is), so the passengers had to hold on to the side of the bridge instead. [AP/Metro]

• And, finally, a puppy for Monday. [Daily Puppy]