December 20, 2006

Keystone Cops: Billions And Billions Served

Keystone Cops is a look at police, crime and public safety news. It's rather, uh, easy to do -- yesterday, I didn't even write any jokes! -- so it looks like it's going to happen every day. Smaller logo coming soon, though I love this photo.

• Cops in Bordentown arrested a man selling crack out of the drive-thru at McDonald's on Route 130. Customers interviewed said it was the Happiest Meal they've ever head. [Camden Courier-Post]

• A former school board president in Reading has been arrested for robbing a bank, apparently unaware this is not the 1890s. A current school board member: "He had a lot of good works in the city. That's got to count for something." [AP/NBC 10]

• To be honest, I just want to know the backstory of this incident in Richland: "Don Woodward, 68, of Kintnersville, was charged with harassing an employee at the Dollar Tree on North West End Boulevard on Monday, police said. Barbara Woodward, 63, of Kintnersville, faces disorderly conduct charges stemming from the same incident, police said." [Doylestown Intelligencer]

• And, in Northeast Philly, a car drove into a building, proving that no place is safe from traffic accidents up there. [6 ABC]

Posted by D-Mac on December 20, 2006 12:34 PM
Posted to Banks , Bucks County , Car Accidents , Keystone Cops , McDonald's , New Jersey , Northeast Philly , Reading , War on Drugs

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