Week In Will Do: Mesmerizing, Isn’t It?

• Behold Donovan McNabb, in GIF89a puking glory! Oh, come on, what else do you remember from this week. Oh, not this? Well, I’m shoving it down your throat (up your throat?) anyway. In other Eagles news, Joselio Hanson got naked on the Internet and there was some more “black-on-black crime,” as Donovan would call it.

• If pro football isn’t your thing, how about pee-wee football? No? Well, how about a pee-wee football game where a father brings out a gun because his son isn’t getting enough playing time? If that’s not your thing, I give up.

• From now until election day, Adwatch will be pointing out that we elect our leaders in what is essentially a series of 30-second spots aimed at seven-year-olds. God Bless America.

• In other election news, Lynn Swann is great at beer pong and Ed Rendell hangs out with boobs (har, har).

• Cub Scout robbed. Just another day in the suburbs.

• Things at the dailies: Not so good. (Well, the Inquirer and Daily News. I’m sure the people at Metro are doing just fine.) The new owner says he’s going to have to lay off people, the union retaliates by releasing a totally awesome commercial and authorizes a strike. Sigh.

• Wildwood is turning into a “resort” town. And one man felt it was important to make sure the island got its share of giant drink tumblers and lava lamps. Sigh.

• Gays have rights in Jersey! Well, the right to enter into a binding legal contract, that is. And shared health benefits, too! We’ll all find out whether it’s called “marriage” or “civil union” within six months.

• Finally, let’s just end with this: Puppy! And Another puppy!