T.O. To Release Kids’ Book; Children Scared, Horrified

Terrell Owens has a children’s book coming out. Called Little T Learns To Share.

I’ll pause while you laugh, even if you’ve heard about it before.

Okay, let’s move on. Yes, T.O. is coming out with a series of children’s books, each one more horrifying than the next:

“I tried to play outside alone and throw it by myself, but football isn’t football unless you play with someone else,” Little T tells his mother in the book, the [Dallas Morning News] said.

Owens is writing a number of books with Courtney Parker as part of “T.O.’s Timeout Series.” The second volume, “Little T Learns What Not to Say,” is due this spring 2007; “Little T Learns To Say I’m Sorry” is expected to hit shelves next fall.

“It’s a life lesson for discipline,” Parker told the newspaper. “It’s ironic because he’s considered one of the more undisciplined players in the NFL.”

Clearly, the first page of Little T Learns What Not to Say will be something like, “Don’t say yes when the officer asks if you were trying to harm yourself.”

Owens, friend writing series of children’s books [ESPN.com]
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