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October 25, 2006

Giant Drink Tumbler Just What Wildwood Needed

In case you were wondering if Wildwood could get even more condo-fied, well, you're in luck. The answer's yes, and the results are... well... that thing at right (click to enlarge).

The monstrosity at right is none other than the Wildwood Beach Hotel & Resort, slated for completion in 2009. It'll sit directly across from the Wildwood Convention Center, which puts it at around Ocean & Montgomery. It's not the only new high rise going in on the tiny island. The Atlantic City Press reports that Wildwood recently raised its height maximum -- 12 stories -- allowing this 25-story resort as well as a bunch of other high rises that already have city approval. (There may be an issue clearing some of the high rises with the state's Department of Environmental Protection, because of bird migration patterns or something.)

But back to the Wildwood Beach Hotel & Resort. It's clearly positioning itself as a year-round destination, since it will feature a spa, indoor shopping, an indoor beach and wave pool (!) and a convenient hop, skip and jump to the Convention Center. (The website also calls Wildwood's sand "finer than any you'll find in the Caribbean." There's more kids' urine in it, too.)

The design is pretty good up top, with the yellow and oldish motel look. But, uh, giant drink tumbler? Giant lava lamp? Guhwha? It'd look nice and even appropriate without the giant tumbler and lava lamps, but with them, it's... uh... is there a stronger word than kitschy?

Of course, the $225 million, 190-condo, 150-hotel room resort isn't just about making money. No, it's about helping families victimized by 9/11, according to Christian Nickerson (the head of developer Princeton Junction Development Partners):

"As a survivor of the 9/11 attack on Tower One of the World Trade Center, I believe people think differently about travel," Nickerson says. "Many families would like to have a taste of the Caribbean without the hassles of airport security, passports and a long plane ride. Even in winter, visitors would be able to relax at our indoor beach."

Oh. Well. God bless your resort, then, Christian. But if your indoor shopping forces the Boardwalk Mall to close, well, there will be hell to pay. There's a bunch of links below if you want further info on the de-Wildwoodification of Wildwood.

Wildwood Beach Hotel & Resort
Holy Cow, Batman, Wildwood's Never Gonna be the Same! [Phillyblog]
Coming 2009: Wildwood Condos! Plus Waterpark! And 9/11 Exploitation! [New York Observer Real Estate Blog]
Wildwood developers look to sky [Press of Atlantic City]
Developers Unveil $225M Hotel/Condo Project [Globe St.]

Posted by D-Mac on October 25, 2006 02:00 PM
Posted to 9/11 , Condos , Construction , Down The Shore , New Jersey , Wildwood

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Comments

Can you say UGLY.!!!
I haven’t seen a more UGLY building since the old PLAYBOY casino years back in AC. Now that was an UGLY building. And guess what the people
weren’t gambling there so it flopped and stood like a petrified dinosaur for years..

Posted by: joe at August 19, 2007 03:17 PM

Here is a good one for ya.

I was walking with my kid by the Wildwood Convention Center this past week and junior kept toughing on my pants crying he had to pee. The Convention Center was closed but we both noticed a rather colorful building just off the boardwalk that screamed "public restroom". Low and behold when we walked up to this structure we discovered it was some sort of doo whopp museum?
Please don't make the city look more like a circus than is. Who voted these bozzo(clowns) in?

Posted by: joe at August 19, 2007 03:29 PM