September 29, 2006
Totally In Right Now: Condoms
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Sweet. I'm totally going out to buy some condoms right now so I can be part of this trend. But I surely won't be able to top the girth of the University of Pennsylvania's condom order: 50,000.
(Do you think there's a bidding process for the condom contract? Hopefully, Trojan and Lifestyles representatives come in with charts and statistics with the condoms' important stats -- length and width, breakage rate, etc. -- before the University makes such an important decision.)
The article doesn't really make enough puns about condoms, but it does include the key fact:
Condoms are available for free at the LGBT Center, the Penn Women's Center and other resource hubs. Student Health Services, Fresh Grocer and CVS Pharmacy carry them for purchase.
Straight guys? Yeah, you gotta buy your condoms. (Yes, yes, I know.)
Update, 2:45 p.m.: Shit! Look at their selection!
Pencils, paper and 50,000 condoms [Daily Pennsylvanian]
Posted by D-Mac on September 29, 2006 02:35 PM
Posted to Condoms
, Penn
, Sex
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"Mint Condoms (oral sex)"
God damn they think of everything these days.
Posted by: ChrisV82 at September 29, 2006 05:15 PM
Or if you live on campus you can get them from your RA.
Well, unless like my friend you have a conservative RA who feels "uncomfortable" about giving out condoms. Rather than leave them in an envelope on the hall, she told her kids they would have to knock on her door and request one but only if it was "an emergency."
Cause that wouldn't be more awkward.
Yay Penn!
Posted by: amara at September 29, 2006 03:32 PM