August 30, 2006
From Pole To Pole
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pwddmac: so, that new teresa masterson thing, i think we should just leave it alone this time. i don't want to do TM overkill.anonymous reader: no! we can't not talk about her pole dancing.
reader: although for some reason, i feel almost bad when we make fun of her now
reader: she does seem reasonably cool
pwddmac: i agree. but it's just a shtick. i mean, we're not all that mean, are we?
reader: i guess we're just more detached. i've never thought of her reading this before.
pwddmac: hmm. so do you want to let it go?
reader: uh, no. i'm just going to feel bad about it afterward.
reader: let's play a game called - can you diagram the following sentence:
reader: "But in this Britney Spears culture, where women feel it necessary to show it all, it seems like were missing the good stuff when everyone is showing off all of their stuff."
pwddmac: okay.
pwddmac: i gave up after that
pwddmac: did you know there's a pole in big boi's bedroom?
pwddmac: i saw it on cribs. t.o. also has a room called the "chocolate room" in his atlanta house where you have to take your shoes off to enter.
reader: oh god, she should go interview t.o. that would be amazing.
reader: or at least drew
pwddmac: "Next question!"
pwddmac: "Drew, do you think that, in this Britney Spears culture, where women feel it necessary to show it all, it seems like we’re missing the good stuff when everyone is showing off all of their stuff?"
reader: the next "crazy" thing she does for the "blog" should be a "date" with john ogden, i think
pwddmac: or she can get help him do things to get evicted
Blog: Beyond The Pole [NBC 10]
Archives: Teresa Masterson
Posted by D-Mac on August 30, 2006 02:35 PM
Posted to Dancing
, Sentences
, Sex"
, Sexy
, Teresa Masterson
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Hi. I'm the lead instructor for the pole class Teresa took. I thought she did a pretty good job, but my students were PISSED. The biggest problem they had, was her calling the class anti-feminist. I think the public is taking this too seriously. The class is REALLY just a combination of Jazz dance, and Gymnastics. What Chris Rock was talking about ("my job is to keep my baby off the pole") was to not have his daughter dry humping strangers at $20 a pop. But that's not as funny as just saying "The Pole". And to take a quote from Family Guy, of all things, haha, "Feminism is about choice". My girls all have regular careers. One is an ER doctor. So, she could now say that she could hold her own on the operating table, or on a pole. Tell me THAT'S not sexy! I've been a professional Jazz/partner dancer for 15 years. This kind of dance is the most fun I've ever had, I've never been stronger, and my husband will still be the only guy to see my breasts. Sorry fellas, haha. I figure the kind of girls who agree with Teresa's philosophy wouldn't be interested in taking the class anyway, so that's OK. My students are working on an ultra slutty move to name after her though. Sorry Teresa!
Posted by: Jamie at September 5, 2006 03:01 PM
Imagine that sentence delivered aloud by Sarah Jessica Parker, and you'll understand just how destructive the influence of Sex And The City has been on our society. I'm amazed there wasn't a pun in there. Or is there?
Also, she's looked hotter.
Posted by: Philabuster at September 1, 2006 06:56 PM