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Hollywood Blonde Jabronis
I’ve always loved reading our city’s fine gossip columnists, because they have the hardest job in the world: Writing a gossip column in a town with no celebrities. Dan Gross today wins the prize for the gossip item that sums up Philadelphia perfectly:
Perhaps this is part of a wrestling storyline, where the Iron Shiek is challenging Hulk Hogan to avenge his loss of the WWF Title over 20 years ago. Ooh, I can’t wait for the next installment! Out and about [DN, 4th item] |
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Hey Dan, do you know how to get a hold of kidd chris? My 32nd birthday is next year, and i’d love to know what i gotta do to have the iron sheik hang with me all weekend. Also, find out if it costs extra for me to be put in the camel clutch.