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March 31, 2006

Top 5 Will Do

Okay, let's plow through this one; I've got sweet, sweet Phillies Budweiser to drink.

  1. A Philadelphia Eagles starter has a run-in with the law; of course, he's only arrested for dancing in the street. All you need is music. Sweet, sweet music. They're dancin' in Chicago! And down in New Orleans!
  2. The Inquirer's go-to guy for all things Italian-American: Joe Bubbles.
  3. Rick Mariano is free, and he wears olive-colored shirts.
  4. The Philadelphia police department is well on its way to the largest bong in world history. $11.5 million worth!
  5. And, finally, the smoking ban rises again, Jason-like. Much like Jason, expect it to die soon, too.

Enjoy your weekend! If you need something to drink, be sure to support the lemonade stand that supports Lil' Kim.

Posted by D-Mac on March 31, 2006 04:16 PM
Posted to End of Week Top 5