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Quickies: Free The Spencer’s Two!

• Hey, remember when the cops raided Spencer’s in Oxford Valley Mall and confiscated posters with marijuana leaves on them? Well now the people who own the stores that sold those posters (and bongs, and lighters, but nothing actually illegal) are facing two years in prison. This fucking country. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Six Democrats have raised $8.2 million dollars in advance of the 2007 mayoral election. Five mil of that is from one dude’s personal loan to himself, so it’s kind of a skewed figure, just to note. Okay, really a skewed figure. [Inky]

• Okay, this guy got off yesterday after only a half hour of deliberation, but check out this sentence from the Trentonian: “In the taped recordings the ex-chief, in the plaintiff’s opinion, unveiled a Little Red Riding Hood fetish, identified himself as Cupid and revealed his sexual sweet tooth, testimony revealed.” The ex-Hamilton police chief was cleared of sexual harassment charges.

• And the trial of a Penn student who allegedly killed Temple student has begun. Do you even need a joke for this one? [Daily Pennsylvanian]

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