Nothing beats the real thing

Doesn’t it just beat all when your moms won’t let you into the house and so you sleep at a friend’s place, right near her one-year-old baby’s crib, and since you’re down, you do few lines, then hide the rest of it in the baby’s crib, and so the next morning you forget about the coke because you’re so out of it, and then the cops come and pick you up because the baby gnawed into one of the bags of coke and had it all over her face? Doesn’t that just suck?

Not a typical story for you? Hmm, me neither. I bet this guy in Delco feels really salty right now, then:

Authorities say the mother reported that when she found the child, the child had a white powder over her face and she was crying. The mother, according to authorities, went back into the area of the baby’s crib and found several packets of what she suspected was crack cocaine. [...] Police have charged a neighbor with leaving the cocaine within the child’s reach.

He had slept at the home of the baby’s family because when his mother did not let him into her home, the baby’s mother let him come inside to sleep.

Police think the neighbor hid the cocaine in or near the crib and then forgot about it when he left in the morning.

The cops haven’t released the suspect’s name, but according to sources, it’s not Clark DeLeon.

Police: Child Finds Cocaine Stash [6 ABC]
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