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Quickies: Strippers and murder, what a combo• Okay, so a weird story got weirder: The suspect in the slaying of an ex-cop — who used to date the suspect’s mom — says that the dead man raped his sister when she was seven. There’s some doubt from the prosecution, but, ew. [Inky] • Newly-engaged Dan Gross heads to — where else? — the brand new enormous strip club in South Philly, where the 12,000 square foot size makes the fake boobs not the only big thing. [DN] • You know, when I was 13, I didn’t burn down houses and murder people over a $20 debt, but maybe I was a bit of a prude. [Inky] • Great line in a Bucks County Courier Times column: “Parents who do beer bongs with their kids are criminals, but they have one thing going for them the rest of us don’t. Their children can’t call them hypocrites.” Touche, parents who let their kids drink in the basement! [BCCT] |
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