October 31, 2005
Trenton makes, Bush takes
Breaking! Bush goes crazy and nominates some dude who grew up in Trenton to the Supreme Court.
But, hey, at least he's got a nickname:
So consistently conservative, Alito has been dubbed "Scalito" or "Scalia-lite" by some lawyers.
Eh, I dunno if Conservatives are going to buy that he is conservative enough. Maybe he needs a little more obvious nickname, you know? Like "Gets really squeamish when two guys fuck."
Update: Ho ho! Alito begins his speech with something like "The Supreme Court is a body I've respected for a long time." But is he a good bowler?
Bush Names Alito As Supreme Court Nominee [KYW 1060]
Posted by D-Mac on October 31, 2005 07:55 AM
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