September 16, 2005
What a perfect day... until...
Great! It's Friday! Very exciting. Weekend is coming up. Nothing could really bring all of us down today, could it?
Oh.
Three mice infected with bubonic plague have been reported missing from a New Jersey bioterrorism research lab, but authorities say they most likely were eaten by their fellow test subjects - a possibility apparently overlooked by employees.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to trust the authorities. They're never wrong. I'll be spending my entire day on top of my coffee table, thank you very much.
Infected mice missing from bioterror lab [Inky]
Posted by D-Mac on September 16, 2005 09:26 AM
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how could anybody who's every worked with mice overlook the notion that they might eat one another? it's one of their more endearing habits...
Posted by: acm at September 16, 2005 12:31 PM