September 30, 2005
And boy are my arms tired!
Oh, Temple kids:
Kate Moss gave me a beautiful public apology for getting busted on major snow bunny behavior - I haven't seen lines that long since Star Wars was in theaters.
Lindsay Lohan did her part to make me feel special on my special day of specialness - by dying her hair back to signature red and packing some weight on in the bra. Missed you, Linds!
This is like the fake Jackie Harvey column on The Onion, only less intentionally funny and less unintentionally funny. Those kids on N. Broad sure know how to do their one-liners.
Dirt: Birthday edition! [Temple News]
Posted by D-Mac on September 30, 2005 11:32 AM
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