February 08, 2008

Pre-Bonnie Bonnie Still Pretty Hilarious

It was everything I hoped for and more. You couldn't come up with a better stereotype for a "high school friend." And, oh my God, the flying money. I feel like the voice-over should be saying, "Sell or rent your timeshare for cash!"

Here's CBS 3's full report; I'd recommend watching the video, as it is fantastic.

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February 07, 2008

CBS 3 Making Bonnie Promo More Dramatic

I didn't know if this afternoon's promo for CBS 3's exclusive report on Jocelyn Kirsch could get any better, but later today the station released a longer, more dramatic one. OMG I can't wait!

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CBS 3 Goes To Jocelyn Kirsch's Hometown!

Just when you thought the coverage of Jocelyn Kirsch couldn't get any better, CBS 3 sends a reporter to the hometown of one half of Philadelphia's Bonnie & Clyde. (She's also the only half anyone cares about.)

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December 12, 2007

Criminals Cheated On Test

Sorry, I'm like a day or so behind on the whole Bonnie & Clyde of Identity Fraud thing. I needed to stop writing about it to feel cleaner about myself. Also, I've been studying more Kirsch photos, including the Is She Still Hot? one at right.

The big story yesterday in the Daily News was that Clyde may have taken a test for Bonnie. Oh, no, the identity thieves cheated on a test together!

Before the start of every class this fall - held Tuesdays and Thursdays from 12 to 1:50 p.m. - Edward K. Anderton brought lunch to his honey, Jocelyn S. Kirsch, usually a fruit-and-cheese selection from Starbucks, one student who saw the couple told the Daily News.

The story finally fell off the front page of Philly.com today, but there's still a link to this tale of Drexel warning students about identity theft.

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